I promise X, I promise Y,
I promise both and then deny.
It doesn't matter what I say,
As long as no one asks me "Why?"
I curse opponents left and right,
Until they've lost the will to fight.
They keep a distance from my mouth,
It is as if they think I'd bite.
I've frightened off the RNC,
The leadership's afraid of me.
Their wagons they have circled,
In a hope to save the GOP.
It's all in vain 'cause I'm best,
There's no even close to me.
(No one who is as cavalier,
'Bout honor and integrity.)
The media eats from my hand
They're tamer than a pussy cat.
And speaking of my daughter,
What's so wrong to think 'bout hitting that?
To make this country white again...
Did I say "white?" Excuse the pun.
The last thing I should do right now,
Is hold a racial smoking gun.
Who else loves me? David Duke!
And Kim Jong un, and Putin too!
If he were living I am sure
Stalin would want a rendezvouz.
I soon will be much more than the
Barbarian who's at the gate
I am the very model
Of a major party candidate.
Copyright © 2016 Michael Louis Weissman
